Sunday, May 1, 2011

Kinky Limerick Sunday

Oh, snizz-zap! Did you think I was a one-trick pony? No, I write kinky limericks too. I know what you're thinking. Multi-talented. Yep. Without further ado:

There was a young sub from Kenzie
who sent all the Doms into a frenzy.
She took the flogger with grace,
and had a beautiful face,
and a body that was nice and bendy.


(okay, okay, I never said I was good at writing limericks!)

There was a hot Dom from Charlotte
Who liked to spank women scarlet.
Their asses were sore
but they begged him for more.
He turned them all into harlots.


(That was better, yeah?)

There was a male sub from Rafferty
who craved to be put into chastity.
He locked up his cock
Tossed the keys off a dock
Now he's questioning his sanity.


Voila! Limericks are not that hard. You have to start by finding three rhymy-ish words, one of which is a place name. Another pair of rhymes in the middle and there you go. Post your own--if you dare!

Phew. Next week I think we'll be back to Haiku.

3 comments:

  1. Haha, well I feel bad for the male sub from Rafferty. The whole chastity thing scares me more than most pain punishments...

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  2. The requirement of "one place name" threw me off. Oh well, since I can't participate in A Story a Day, I'll try this.

    There once was a young girl in Larkspur
    Who looked for a strong Dom to flog her
    He showed her who's boss
    On a Saint Andrew's Cross
    Until all she could answer him was 'yes, Sir!'

    A couple in the small town of Moose*
    Her ass, he wanted to abuse
    So he spanked it bright red
    Til her resistance was shred
    And her back-door, she could no longer refuse

    There lived a man in Valore*
    Who thought he was really hard-core
    Till they brought him to 'Club Gem'
    And he saw some REAL bdsm
    He couldn't get his jaw off the floor

    There once was a pretty aristocrat
    Who inside, was a she-deviled brat
    Until a strong man with grit
    Forced her to submit
    And turned her into his pussycat

    *Yes, these places do exist, I looked them up.

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  3. Oh my gosh, Shelby!! You make it look easy! DAYUM!

    I sense a Shelby Cross Guest Kinky Limerick post in the near future...

    And yeah, Amber. Who ever understands male subs? I'm just glad I'm not one because they are into some crazy painful shit, LOL.

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