Kinky Limerick Sunday

Oh, snizz-zap! Did you think I was a one-trick pony? No, I write kinky limericks too. I know what you're thinking. Multi-talented. Yep. Without further ado:

There was a young sub from Kenzie
who sent all the Doms into a frenzy.
She took the flogger with grace,
and had a beautiful face,
and a body that was nice and bendy.

(okay, okay, I never said I was good at writing limericks!)

There was a hot Dom from Charlotte
Who liked to spank women scarlet.
Their asses were sore
but they begged him for more.
He turned them all into harlots.

(That was better, yeah?)

There was a male sub from Rafferty
who craved to be put into chastity.
He locked up his cock
Tossed the keys off a dock
Now he's questioning his sanity.

Voila! Limericks are not that hard. You have to start by finding three rhymy-ish words, one of which is a place name. Another pair of rhymes in the middle and there you go. Post your own--if you dare!

Phew. Next week I think we'll be back to Haiku.